Last updated on July 8th, 2025 at 09:02 am
I’ve gotta be honest—I never thought I’d become that bloke who lives in trackies and hoodies. You know the type. The “I bought three sets” type. But I’m there now, and I don’t regret a stitch.
The Day It All Changed
It was a rainy arvo in Melbourne. Typical — cloudy one minute, sunny the next. I’d gone out early for coffee, thinking a light jumper would do. Wrong call. I was freezing by the time I hit the tram stop.
A shop popped up, I dashed in for shelter, saw the Essentials Hoodie on a rack, grabbed it, and changed in the loo. Felt cozy. Walked out. Didn’t take it off for two full days. That hoodie became the one thing I reached for—on chilly mornings in Adelaide, on crisp walks in Canberra, even on late-night shifts when I was crawling home at 3 am.
The People I’ve Noticed Wearing It
- Cafe baristas in Bondi — quiet, tidy, hoodie zipped low while making flat whites.
- Students in Fitzroy — casually rocking it with beanies and Doc Martens.
- Dads in Canberra — school pickup duties, trackpants tucked into gumboots, hoodie pushed over muddy knees.
If it’s worn well, people notice. If it’s just on, nobody bats an eye. That’s the sweet spot.
Matching It with the Tracksuit
A few weeks later, I was heading up to Fremantle for a weekend away. Decided to go full set—hoodie plus Essentials Tracksuit pants. Mate, I could not believe how comfy it was. Fluffy and relaxed, but still looked like I’d made an effort. Went for coffee by the marina, walked through markets, threw on some sneakers—it worked perfectly. Better yet, came back home, wore it all night while watching footy and eating takeaway. Best queue jumper ever.
Real-Life Moments
- Mornings in Darwin: hoodie over swim shorts—light enough, but keeps the mozzies off.
- School runs in Perth: trackies that don’t sag, a hoodie that hides wet hair.
- Cold nights in Hobart: hoodie under a puffer, trackies under thermals.
- Uni lectures in Brisbane: overheard someone say, “Nice hoodie”—brief moment of pride.
It fits into life without being front-and-centre. You’re not trying, but the result is good.
Why It Works
- Neutral colours – Olive, stone, charcoal—earth tones that don’t clash with anything.
- Fit that’s not lazy – Not clingy, not baggy. Some shape without fuss.
- Fabric that lasts – After 40+ washes, still soft, no lint, no holes in sight.
- Pockets that actually hold stuff – Phone, wallet, chapstick—no squishing.
Care Tips (Because You Asked)
- Wash on cold, hang in shade.
- No fabric softeners—trust me.
- Fold, don’t hang—keep the shoulder line crisp.
- Trackies? Give the cuffs a squeeze now and then—they bounce back.
I’ve been lazy with wash care, and they’re still going strong.
Final Thoughts
This isn’t some hyped-up review. It’s me — a bloke who owns two hoodies and two trackies and has worn them more this year than any other clothing. The Essentials Hoodie and Essentials Tracksuit are more than just clothes—they’ve become part of my daily rhythm. They’re the clothes I grab on a rough morning, wear on a last-minute trip, and slip into at night, ready for whatever comes.
So if you’re thinking, “Do I really need another hoodie?” I’d say: if it’s the Essentials one—maybe yeah, you do.
Tell me if you want this told from someone in their 20s, 40s, or doing shift work. I’m up for it.
