Did you know that laughing together increases the likelihood of a couple to last long by 67 percent? 

It is not only the best medicine but also the secret formula that can ignite romance, which is made with humor. I know this feeling: looking at my phone and trying to find the perfect text that would be not too flirty, but not too passive, not too cheesy, still funny. 

It is hard work when you seek to get him smiling and at the same time maintain that playful romantic tension.

Be it when your dates are still at their earliest phases, you want to sprinkle a bit of fun in a dull relationship, or just you want to have a bit of fun with your man and make his day by chatting merrily there are just flirty text messages that can do wonders. 

Laughter makes people feel closer to each other and if you add into it a bit of flirtation, you will have an ingredient that will make his heart skip a beat. You are all set to be a queen of witty, flirtatious texts? 

So, it is time to discuss how to make him laugh and leave him feeling totally smitten!

 

Witty and Clever Flirty Texts for Him

• Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
• Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.
• Are you a wifi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
• Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Do you believe in U.F.O.s? Because your beauty is out of this world.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
• Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
• Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met her.
• If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber! (duplicate)
• Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
• You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• You must be exhausted, you’ve been running through my mind all day.
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Hilarious & Flirty Texts to Make Him Laugh

• Alright. I texted you. What are your other 2 wishes?
• Come over, I have all your favorites. Pizza, beer, and of course, ME.
• Don’t trip today. I’d hate to see you fall for someone else.
• Guess what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
• Hey! Stop thinking about me so much!
• How have you gone so long without messaging me? I’m such a delight.
• I challenge you to come up with the cheesiest pickup line you can think of. Go!
• I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Want to be one?
• I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
• I wanted to send you something nice, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. (duplicate from previous list)
• So, autocorrect saved your name as “Babe.” I swear it wasn’t me.
• Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and go, “Wow. He’s lucky.”
• You have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

 

Cute and Playful Flirty Texts That’ll Make Him Grin

• Do you know how much a penguin weighs? Enough to break the ice! Hi there!
• Do you watch a lot of HGTV? Because you sure know how to fix my heart.
• I blame you for distracting me at work. Why are you always on my mind?
• I called 911…You’re under arrest for being too cute.
• I doughnut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.
• I really want tacos…and a cute guy to eat them with.
• I’m so happy for you! You have the best girlfriend ever.
• I’m not that great at flirting. Can I practice on you?
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. (duplicate again)
• On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say you’re my number 1.
• We should go out for coffee, because I like you a latte.
• What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
• You. Me. Takeout. Tonight.
• Did you really think you could win me over with that cute smile?
• Hey, this is me making the first move. Your turn.

 

Silly & Flirty Texts to Make Him Laugh

• All I want to do is curl up and watch Harry Potter with you because I a-Dumbledore you.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you. (duplicate)
• Can I call you Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!!
• Congrats! You just won The Best Girlfriend Ever! Your prize will arrive at 6 PM.
• Dexter! Get back here. Sorry, he must like you as much as I do!
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
• Hi. Just wanted to say I see you in my future.
• I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up.
• I live laugh love you.
• I’d take you to a movie, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
• It must have been tough waiting for me all these years!
• It’s too bad I don’t like dating guys who are cuter than me.
• Sorry, but I just dropped something—my jaw!!
• You know, I had a rule about never dating a Mets’ fan. Guess I made an exception for you.
• You remind me of my future boyfriend, isn’t that something?

Spicy & Flirty Texts to Make Him Laugh

• Boy, you must be a gardener cause I love those two-lips.
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Do you have a name, or can I call you by mine?
• Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off tonight.
• I can’t decide what I want more: food or you.
• I know you’re busy today, but I hope I’m on your to-do list.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
• If kissing is a love language, then we have much to talk about.
• Miss you? Who said anything about me missing you?
• My roommates are gone this weekend…just FYI.
• Stop looking so hot in the pics you post. You’re killing me over here!
• Wanna be my big spoon later? 🥄
• Was that an earthquake, or was it just you rocking my world?
• You remind me of a pepper: hot and spicy.
• You’re body is 65% water…and I’m mighty thirsty.
• You’re hotter than a jalapeno!
• You’re like my morning coffee…hot and an absolute necessity.
• That classic charm won’t work on me. You’ll have to try something else.

 

Flirty Pickup Lines to Make Him Laugh Over Text

• Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!
• Are you a Boy Scout? Because you have my heart in knots.
• Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
• Are you a sheep? Because your body is unavailable!
• Are you a shooting star? Because you’ve made all my dreams come true.
• Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Are you a wizard? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• Can I have your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Do you fish? Because I’m totally hooked.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Do you have a coach? Cause you make my heart jump.
• Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out!
• Do you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen.
• Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
• Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.
• Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
• Have you been to the doctor? It seems like you need some Vitamin Me.
• Is your license suspended? Because you’re driving me crazy.
• Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
• My feet are cold. Must be because you knocked my socks off.

 

Flirty Questions to Make Him Laugh Over Text

• Can you touch your nose to your tongue?
• Do people drink or eat soup?
• Do you have a favorite dinosaur?
• Have you ever completely misunderstood song lyrics?
• Have you ever gotten a horrible haircut?
• I need to ask you a very deep, serious question, and your answer will have huge consequences for both of us… Thin-crust or deep-dish?
• Is charcuterie a meal?
• What are three items you might purchase at the grocery store to get strange looks from the cashier?
• What do you consider your least popular opinion?
• What do you think is the worst thing that a person can put in their bio for a dating app?
• What’s one thing your dogs could say that would completely ruin your image if they could talk?
• What’s the most realistic animal sound you can make?
• What’s your favorite conspiracy theory?
• What’s your favorite thing about me that no one else would find endearing?
• Which species would be the rudest if all animals could talk?
• Who in your life would make the best zombie?

 

Flirty One-Liners to Make Him Laugh Over Text

• Call me a thief because I want to steal your heart.
• Glad I have my library card, because all I wanna do is check you out.
• I must be a snowflake cause I’m falling for you.
• I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
• If I were a surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
• It must be Fall because I’m falling for you.
• Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
• Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off of you.
• We’re not socks, but we’d make a great pair.
• You must be a magician because the world disappears when I talk to you.
• You must be Australian because you meet all my koala-fications.
• You must be related to Google because you’re everything I’m searching for.
• You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.

 

Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock knock? Who’s there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle always love you!
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Amish you too!
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita kiss from you.
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise your boyfriend!
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to hang out with you later!
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how handsome you look right now?
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh have an amazing smile.
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana hold your hand.
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me!
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah place where we can go out sometime?
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t talk to strangers, but you caught my eye.
• Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you up to later tonight?
• Knock knock? Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? I’m excited to see you too!

 Flirty “Good Morning” Texts to Make Him Laugh

• Alert! The hottest guy in the world has just woken up! Good morning!
• Are you looking like Beauty or the Beast this AM? Good morning either way!
• Did I set my alarm just to text you good morning? Quite possibly.
• From the depths of your slumber, I summon thee to a beautiful morning.
• Good morning! Hope your day is as exciting as your bedhead this morning—just a bit easier to tame!
• Good morning! Hope your day is as nice as your butt.
• Good morning! You’re my happy place…other than this really comfy bed.
• Good morning, sweetheart! Spoiler alert: I need coffee.
• Hope your morning coffee is as hot as you!
• I can’t espresso how much you mean to me. Coffee date?
• I miss you so much—morning breath and all!
• Morning, baby! When are you going to come and give me my good morning kiss? I’m waiting!
• Morning, handsome! I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
• Screw the sun—my day starts and ends with you! Good morning, handsome!
• You must be tired from racing through my thoughts all morning.

Flirty “Good Night” Texts to Make Him Laugh

• Good night! Don’t let the bedbugs bite… but if they do, at least they’ll get a taste of perfection.
• Good night! Don’t stay up too late scrolling—I’ll know!
• Good night! May your dreams be as weird and wonderful as you are.
• Good night! You’re my starfish. Yes, you totally take up the whole bed and I love it.
• Good night, my love! Dream of me… but not the grumpy, pre-coffee version!
• Hoping you savor a night without my snoring. Sleep well!
• I never realized how hard it is to sleep without hearing your cute snores next to me. Good night, my love.
• I wish you were here to steal the covers from me all night.
• I’d say sweet dreams, but I already know you’ll be dreaming of me.
• If you hear noises, it’s just me sneaking a midnight snack!
• Night night! If you wake up grumpy, blame the pillow.
• Sleep tight! And if you snore, I’ll hear it from here.
• Sleep tight, but don’t let the bed bugs bite… unless it’s me!
• Sweet dreams! Remember, if you see a monster under the bed, tell it I’ll fight it for you.
• Good night love! (This is your sign to put your phone down.)

 

Conclusion

It is not exactly the art of flirting that makes him laugh; it is establishing a true connection using humor and the flirtatious nature of our communication.

Flirty texts are the most effective when they contain wit, charm and perfect dose of romantic power to make him still think of you long after he receives the message you sent. 

Do not forget, it has to be real! Every text must transfer your personality, whether your style is adorably cute, cleverly witty or teasing.

It is magic when you discover your own voice in computer flirting. Others are very good at puns and word plays, still some others dance to the tune of cool situations or even romantic comedy. 

Try out the various styles provided in this guide and note what will elicit the most vigorous response on his part. This will soon become your original version of flirty funny texting which no one can miss you in.

Able to be his lady love who brings a smile to his face every time he gets a beep round his phone? Begin with one or two styles to which you feel most comfortable, and keep in mind the outcome is not perfection, the outcome is a connection.

Go on and tap that text that has been waiting in your drafts. His laughter (and his heart) are waiting!